ElderlyJokes An Old Lady Was Stopped For Speeding. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 11k Views An old lady was stopped for speeding. Police officer: I’m sorry, but I think you were driving a bit too fast? Old lady: What?! No, that can’t be true! Police officer: Can I see your drivers license? Old lady: No, I don’t have it anymore. I lost it 4 years ago when driving while drunk! Police officer: Well.. Can I see the car’s registration? Old lady: Umm. I don’t have that either. The car is stolen. Police officer: Okay… So who did you steal it from? Old lady: I don’t really know his name. I shot him, cut him into pieces and put him in the back of the car. Police officer(shaken): One moment madam. The police officer returns to his car to call for backup. A few moments later three police cars show up, along with the police captain. The police captain walks up to the car. Police captain: Excuse me madam. My police officer told me you have a dead man in your car? Old lady: What? No that isn’t true! Police captain: Do you mind if I check? Old lady: Sure, go ahead! The police captain checks and finds no dead body. He returns to the window. Police captain: Well, that was odd. He told me you had killed someone to steal the car. Do you have the car’s registration? Old lady: Sure! Here it is! She hands him the car’s registration. Police captain: How about your driving license? Old lady: Yup, here you go. Hands him her driving license as well. Police captain: Well this is odd. My police officer told me that you didn’t have a driving license, nor the registration for the car! Old lady: What?! Well then I bet the liar also told you that I was speeding?! See more Previous joke Dorothy And Edna, Two Old Age “Senior” Widows. Next joke A Newlywed Wife Go To The Hilton For Their Honeymoon Night.