ElderlyJokes An Old Lady Received A New Radio. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. This letter was sent to a High School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today… Dear High School, God bless you for the beautiful wireless I won at your recent Senior Citizens Luncheon. I am 87 year’s old and live at the St Anne’s Nursing Home for the Aged. All of my family have passed away, so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own wireless, but she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long-dead husband and wanted to keep it safe. The other day her wireless fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to Get Lost. Thank you for that wonderful opportunity. God bless you all, Sincerely, Edna. See more Previous joke An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons. Next joke A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar.