ElderlyJokes An Old Lady Comes In For Her Medical Check-Up What Follows Next Is Epic. An old lady comes in for her medical check-up: “Doctor Ribbit, you remember how you warned me that I should avoid going up and down stairs as much as I can?” “Yes,” agrees the doctor , “the last X-rays made that very clear Mrs. Jenkins.” “You know, I’m not sure it was such a great idea doctor… I have to say all that climbing up and down the rainwater downpipe is becoming quite hard!” See more Previous joke A Man Well Into His Seventies Ask His Wife. Next joke The Wife Ask Her Husband The Three Magical Words.