ElderlyJokes A Middle-Aged Man Was Tired Of His Job. This Will Blow Your Mind. 121.6k Views A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when his next-door neighbour shows up: a very fit, athletic 85-year-old man, with a full head of beautiful silver hair! “Hey old-timer, it seems this place has done you good! You look very fit and in shape.” Says the man “You wouldn’t believe the wonders of this place when I first set foot here I couldn’t even walk, and I was bald! Now, look at me!” He exclaims. The man, who had been fearing growing old, bald and weak, is very excited at this news, and immediately buys the house next door. However, a month passes by, and, shockingly, the man starts balding and feels no different physically. So he decides to speak with the old-timer. “Hey old-timer, you said you grew hair and started walking after you moved here, but I’m balding, what gives? How long have you been here for these effects to show?” says the man The old-timer simply responds: “Well, sonny, I was born an raised here, so it might take a while!” See more Previous joke The Police Dispatch Picks Up The Phone. Next joke A Cowboy, Who Just Moved To Wyoming.