AnimalsElderlyJokesmaking a difference Maurice Is 70 Years Old. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. Maurice is 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asks him a few questions. “Do you have any problems urinating?” Maurice replies “No, Doctor. It’s very regular, every morning at 7 am.” “And what about your bowel movements?” Maurice replies “They’re fine also, Doctor. Every morning at 8 am.” “So then why did you come to see me?” “I don’t wake up until 9 am” See more Previous joke An Old Drunk Is Walking Down The Beach. Next joke An Elderly Couple Were Sitting Outdoors At A Cafe.