JokesMarriage A Man Won The Lottery So He Rushed Home To His Wife. What This Man Told Her Is Shocking. 11.5k Views A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care.” “Just so long as you’re out of my house by noon!” See more Previous joke A Father Asked His 10 Year Old Son Johnny. Next joke An Old Carpenter Was Blind.