A man & his wife agreed that any time they wanted to make love they would call it a ”PHONE CALL”
One day the husband send his son to tell his mother that he wanted a ”phone call’…..
Mom replied tell daddy she doesn’t have a network…
Husband: Tell your mother if there is no network I will go to public phone…
Mother: Tell your dad if he dares to go to a public phone i will open a call centre at home!