JokesMarriage A Man & His Wife Agreed Whenever They Wanted To Make Love Call ''PHONE CALL'' This Is Funny. 21.1k Views A man & his wife agreed that any time they wanted to make love they would call it a ”PHONE CALL” One day the husband send his son to tell his mother that he wanted a ”phone call’….. Mom replied tell daddy she doesn’t have a network… Husband: Tell your mother if there is no network I will go to public phone… Mother: Tell your dad if he dares to go to a public phone i will open a call centre at home! See more Previous joke Johnny And His Dad Are Going For A Walk. Next joke A Crow Was Sitting On A Tree.