ElderlyJokes A Man Well Into His Seventies Ask His Wife. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. A man well into his seventies asks his wife: “Mary, doesn’t it make you sad when you see me running after those young girls sometimes?” “Not in the least, Peter,” replies Mary, Mary added To this “our dog chases cars all the time and there’s also no chance he could manage to drive one!” See more Previous joke A Male And Female Whale Are Swimming. Next joke An Old Lady Comes In For Her Medical Check-Up