AnimalsJokes A Man Walks Into His House. What Happened Next Is Hilarious. A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been fking’.” His wife says, “That’s a duck.” He quickly replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.” See more Previous joke John Brought His New Work Colleague. Next joke A Man And Woman Were Having Marriage Problems.