JokesMarriage A Man Walks Into A Bank. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it’s his turn, he loudly declares, “This is a robbery!” To make sure he doesn’t leave any witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The customer, a bit nervous, replies, “Yes!” The robber raises an eyebrow and moves to the next person in line, asking the same question: “Did you see me rob this bank?” The second man calmly responds, “Nope! But my wife sure did!” See more Previous joke Teacher Asked The Class. Next joke A Man Walks Into A Bar And Sees Another Man.