A man is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads,
“Talking Horse for Sale.”
Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse.
“I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously.
“I was born in The Andes where I helped farm for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean and safe. Now, I spend my days volunteering for charities and giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.”
The guy is flabbergasted.
He asks the horse’s owner,
“Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”
The owner says,
“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that stuff!”