A Man Takes His Rottweiler To The Vet.

A man takes his rottweiler to the vet.

“Can you have a look at him?” he says,

“I think he’s cross-eyed”

So the vet picks up the dog and examines him.

“I’m going to have to put him down,” says the vet.

“Why, just because he’s cross-eyed?”

“No, says the vet,

“because he’s heavy!”