AnimalsJokes A Man Is Playing With A Stray Dog. This Will Blow Your Mind. A man is playing with a stray dog. His wife says, “Don’t play with this ugly and disgusting thing!” The husband defends, “Come on. He isn’t that ugly and disgusting.” The wife looks at him, “I was speaking to the dog.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Asks His Father. Next joke An Egg And A Chicken Sit In A Doctor’s Waiting Room.