AnimalsCelebrityJokes A Man Goes To A Costume Party. This Will Blow Your Mind. A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a woman on his back. “What are you supposed to be?” the confused host asks. “I’m a turtle,” the man replies. The host says. “How can you be a turtle when all you’ve got is that woman on your back?” The man smiles and says “That’s Michelle!” See more Previous joke Jenny’s Husband, Jeremy, Was A Male Chauvinist. Next joke Jim Has Been In The Computer Business For 25 Years.