JokesMarriage A Man Eagerly Waited At The Train Station. This Is Hilarious. A man eagerly waited at the train station to pick up his mother-in-law, who was visiting for the first time in a while. After spotting her, he greeted her with a smile and helped load her heavy suitcases into the car. As they drove in silence for a while, the man nervously asked, “So, how long are you planning to stay with us?” His mother-in-law, with a knowing smile, replied, “I’m planning to stay as long as you want me to!” The man thought for a moment, smiled back, and said, “What, so short?” See more Previous joke A Travel Agent Looked Up From His Desk To See Old Lady. Next joke Little Johnny Is Riding With His Uncle Bob.