AnimalsJokes A Male Mosquito Talking To Its Wife. This Is Funny. A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you. Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep. Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you. Female mosquito: Sure love, go to sleep. Male mosquito: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes. Female mosquito: Hmmmmmm… ok, go to sleep… Male mosquito: You don’t trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain…. Female mosquito: You idiôt go to sleep… Male mosquito: Honey I’ll do anything for you. Female mosquito: You silly @#$#@$.. how many times have I told you not to come home after biting a poltic@@an See more Previous joke A Boy Talk To His GirlFriend. Next joke An Elderly Man Was Walking Down The Street.