AnimalsJokes A Male And Female Whale Are Swimming. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A male and female whale are swimming together in the ocean. The male whale says, “You know, all the world is working to save our species. Environmental groups are working hard, Greenpeace is doing everything they can… but you still don’t feel like going on a date with me?” See more Previous joke A Man Dreams That He Is A Chicken. Next joke A Man Well Into His Seventies Ask His Wife.