AnimalsJokes Lonnie The Lioness Caught Her Husband. This Will Blow Your Mind. Lonnie the lioness caught her husband Claude the lion searching high and low all around his living room. Lonnie: “What are you searching for?” Claude: “Hidden cameras!” Lonnie: “And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?” Claude: “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, ‘You are watching the Discovery channel’. How does he know that?” See more Previous joke A Tortoise Went Out For A Few Beers. Next joke Two Men At The Lodge Of A Hunting Club.