ElderlyJokes A Little Old Lady Gets Pulled Over. This Is Super Funny. 6.8k Views A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding… The officer walks up to the car and after a quick greeting takes the documentation she has ready for him. He notices a license to conceal carry a pistol and he asks, “Ma’am do you have a firearm in the vehicle?” She replies, “Well yes sir, I do.” The officer smiles a little as this lady was no more than 5’ tall and 90 lbs. and had to be 90 years old. “Ma’am, may I ask what type of firearm you have?” “Well yes sir,” she replies, “I’ve got a 9mm in my purse, and I keep a .45 in the center console here, and I’ve also got a magnum in the glove compartment.” The officer is taken back a little, “Is that it?” He asks half kidding. “Well no, I do have a pistol grip shot gun in the trunk as well.” The officer is really raising his eye brows at this point, and he asks, “Ma’am, what are you afraid of?” The little old lady replies, “Not a f*cking thing.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Lady Decided To Get Her Body In Shape. Next joke A Lady Found Out Her Dog Could Hardly Hear.