Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says “What does a duck say, Tommy?”
He says”Quack quack Mummy.”
His Mum says “Very good Tommy, that’s right.”
She says “What does a dog say?”
He says “Woof woof Mummy.”
She says “Very good.”
She says “What does a cat say?”
He says “Meow meow Mummy.”
She says “Yes that’s right.”
Tommy says “Let Daddy have a go.”
His dad says “Ok Tommy, what does a cow say?”
The little lad looks confused and his Dad says “Come on Tommy you know what a cow says.”
Tommy says “Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you were talking to Uncle John about, that said you couldn’t go to the St@g show with him?”