JokesMarriage Little Johnny Comes Home From School… This Will Blow Your Mind. A kid Little Johnny comes home from school… and so excitedly tells his dad: “Daddy, daddy the teacher asked a question at school today and I was the only one who answered it!” His father replies: “Congratulations, I am so proud of you! … But what was the question? Son: “Who broke the damn window….” See more Previous joke The Wife Calls Her Husband. Next joke An English Professor Complained To The Pet Shop.