AnimalsJokes Little Johnny Was In Class. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 7.9k Views Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked him, “OK, Johnny if I give you two cats and then two cats more how many cats will you have?” Johnny quickly Replied, “Five” The teacher shakes her head and she says, “No no no let’s try this again if I give you two cats and then two more cats how many cats do you have?” Little Johnny says, ” five!!!” Then the teacher says, “OK let’s try this a different way” “If I give you two sodas and then two more sodas how many will you have?” Little Johnny looks at her and says, ” four”. The teacher then says, “that’s right” ” OK, let’s try this again” “If I give you two cats and then two more cats how many cats will you have?” Little Johnny says, “Five, I have a cat at home.” See more Previous joke An Old Man Going To Bed. Next joke A Frog Walks In A Bank And Asks For A Loan.