JokesMarriage Little Johnny Returned From The Grocery Store. Little Johnny returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, Little Johnny opened his box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table. “What are you doing” asked his mom? “The box says you shouldn’t eat them if the seal is broken”, said the little Johnny. “I’m looking for the broken seal”. See more Previous joke Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ Next joke A Young Ladys Future Husband Is An Atheist.