Little Johnny and his mum are in church, and
Little Johnny turns to his mum and says:
“Mum, I feel sick.”
Mum says.” Well, go out side and find a bush and be sick there.”
So Little Johnny races out of the church and in no time at all is back beside his mum.
She leans over and whispers.
“That was quick did you get to the bushes.”
Little Johnny says.
“Nah, didn’t have to. There was a bowl at the door that said ‘For the Sick’ so I used that.