A Little Johnny Gets On The Public Bus.

What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL.

A Little Johnny gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.

The boy keeps repeatedly saying,

” If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf.…”

“If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I’d be a little chick. “

“If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I’d be a little deer. “

“If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I’d be a little duckling.”

The bus annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy saying,

“What if your mom was a drunk and you dad was a A$s?”

The boy responds,

“Then I’d be a bus driver.”

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