Little Johnny Came Late To School One Day.

This Is Hilarious.

Little Johnny came late to school one day.

“Why are you late, Johnny?” Asked his teacher.

“Well,” explained Johnny.

“Just round the corner, there was a poor old lady looking everywhere for a £20 she lost. She was looking for half an hour! I couldn’t walk away.”

“I see. That’s really nice of you to help her.”

Johnny replied

“Help her? No, I was standing on it.”