A Lion Goes Into A Restaurant.

What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL.

A lion goes into a restaurant

He sits down and starts looking through the menu.

After a while, the waiter comes over.

“What would you like to drink, sir?” Asked the waiter.

“A glass of the house wine please.” The lion responds.

“Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?”

“Sounds delicious!”

“And what can I get you for your main?”

“Oh, just a comb.”