A Lion Died And Went To Heaven.

A lion died and went to heaven.

When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education.

In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions.

1. Name two days of the week beginning with “T”.

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The lion thought for a few minutes and answered…

1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are twelve seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said,

“OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it’s not the answer I expected. But how did you get twelve seconds in a year?”

The lion replied,

“Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…” Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.