JokesMarriage A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 9k Views A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, she said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket too?” “Absolutely not,” he said quietly. “How sweet,” Sarah said. “Now tell me why not.” “The season is more than half over.” See more Previous joke An Old Lady Headed To Church Late. Next joke Johnny Was Sitting On His Backyard.