JokesMarriage It Was The Kindergarten Teachers Birthday. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 13.3k Views It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said, “I guess that it is flowers”. “How did you guess?” asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him. The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, “I guess that is some candy.” “How did you guess?” asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also. The third student Little Johnny, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box that was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. “Mmmmm is it the wine?” she asked. “No,” said the little Johnny. So she tasted it again. “Is it champaigne?” she asked. “No,” replied the little Johnny, “It is a puppy. See more Previous joke A Lost Dog Strays Into A Jungle. Next joke A Frog Goes Into A Bank.