JokesMarriage Johnny Was At The Mall. His Answer Is Epic. 2.7k Views Little Johnny was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and started to leave. The shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy, this isn’t real money.” Little Johnny continued walking out of the shop and didn’t reply. The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Little Johnny kept walking. “The third time the shopkeeper called him, Johnny said What?” The shopkeeper said, “I’m sorry, young man, but this is not real money.” Little Johnny looked at the plane in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said, ” And this isn’t a real plane.” See more Previous joke A Woman Brought A Very Limp Duck. Next joke Brendan O'Hare Was Completely Lost In The Kitchen.