Little Johnny Walked Into The Kitchen.

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced,

“I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.”

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed,

“Golly, it worked!”

Puzzled, his mother asked,

“What do you mean?”

Little Johnny replied,

“Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!”