JokesMarriage Johnny Was Late For School. Discover how Little Johnny handles the situation. Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the street. “Ah,” nodded the teacher, “you were helping him find it!” “Um, not really,” said Johnny, “but I had to keep standing on it until he would give up and go away.” See more Previous joke A Couple Goes Out To Dinner. Next joke A Couple Was Having Quarrel In A Lodge.