Johnny Is A Junior Reporter.

What Follows Next Is Super Funny.

Little Johnny is a junior reporter for a small-town newspaper,

Johnny is sent out on his first assignment.

When he comes back, he submits the following report to his editor.

“Mrs Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in hospital with lacerations on her [email protected]

The editor reads this, then scolds the junior reporter,

“ This is a family paper, son. We don’t use words like ‘[email protected]’ around here. Now go back and write something more appropriate!”

The Little Johnny thinks long and hard. He tries rewriting the report using words such as ‘chest’, ‘lady bumps’ and ‘bust’, but nothing seems to work.

Finally, he hands the editor the following:

“Mrs Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in hospital with lacerations on her

“( . ) ( . ) “