Johnny Got Lost At The Shopping Mall.

Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,

“I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The guard asked,

“What’s his name?”

Little Johnny says “Grandpa”

The guard smiled, then asked,

“What’s he like?”

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

“Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big b***.