Johnny Was In Class One Afternoon.

This Is Truly Hilarious.

Little Johnny was in class one afternoon.

And the teacher asked him to come to the front and tell the class what he had done that weekend, hoping that it would be a nice clean story

“Well miss, I and my mate grabbed a frog from the stream and shoved a firecracker up his @rse th-“

Feeling a bit flustered and trying to inject a bit of professionalism into the situation she interrupts him and stammers

“R-rectum Johnny!”

“Wrecked ‘im miss? We blew his f*cking [email protected] off!”