JokesMarriage Johnny Came Up To His Father. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. 11k Views One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted at the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was born. As the story unfolded, Johnny’s eyes got wider and wider. When his father was finished, Johnny said, “Wow, that is really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Cranston.” See more Previous joke At The Dinner Table, The Wife Commented. Next joke A Bull Has A Name Billy Big Balls.