JokesMarriage John Celebrate Their 40th Wedding Anniversary. This Is Epic. 2.2k Views John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.” “Well, what would you like for our anniversary?” John asks. “John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary. “Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” says John. See more Previous joke A Police Officer Sees A Man Driving. Next joke A Lawyer Is Trying To Call His Clients.