JokesMarriage A Husband And Wife Are Sitting. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy. A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider,” he replies. “I don’t see anything,” she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head,” he said calmly. The wife jumps up screaming… The man says, “While you’re up, can you get me another beer?” See more Previous joke A Police Officer In Grafton Stops At A Local Farm. Next joke A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mother.