JokesMarriage A Husband And A Wife Sit At The Table. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. They are enjoying their time, While talking with each other, The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Oh no, I look like a pig!” The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!” See more Previous joke A Senior Citizens Group Charters A Bus. Next joke Little Billy And Lucy Are Only 12 Years Old.