JokesMarriage Husband Comes Home Drunk And Breaks Some Crockery. This Is Funny. Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they would not have a fight. He finds a note near the table… “Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries, I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you.” He gets surprised and asks his son . “What happened last night?” His son said. “When Mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk and you said….. ‘Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone…I’m Married!'” See more Previous joke George Decided To Leave His London Office. Next joke Two Men And A Lion Were Stranded On An Island.