JokesMarriage A Husband Asks His Wife. What Follows Next Is Funny. A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson. Next joke The Old Man Placed Order For One Hamburger.