JokesMarriage A Middle-Aged Housewife Decides To Donate Her Old Clothes. This Is Funny. A middle-aged housewife decides to donate her old clothes to charity Wife: “I’ve gathered up some old clothes and I need you to drop them off at the church charity.” Husband: *Groaning* ” Why not just throw them out? It’s easier that way.” Wife: “Because there are people out there who are poor and starving that need these clothes.” Husband: “Darling, anyone who fits into your clothes is not starving.” See more Previous joke An Old Cowboy Just Won First Place. Next joke Teacher Asked The Class.