AnimalsJokes A Horse Walks Into A Bar Owner. This Will Blow Your Mind. A horse walks into a bar and goes up to the owner to ask, “I hear you guys are hiring?” The owner looks the horse up and down and says, “Wouldn’t you be better off working in a circus?” The horse looks back at the owner and replies, “Why does the circus need a bartender?” See more Previous joke A Lady Used To Take Her 4-Year-Old Daughter On Rounds. Next joke Three House Pets All Die And Go To Heaven.