ElderlyJokes Harry An Old Man Prays To God. This Will Make You Go ROFL. Harry an old man prays to God: “Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.” The next day Harry begs the Lord again: “Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!” The next day, Harry again prays: “Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!” Suddenly he hears a voice from above: “Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.” See more Previous joke An Old Guy Had To Ask His Neighbor. Next joke Anita Meets Her Friend Tanya.