AnimalsJokes A Guy Took A Cat Home To His Wife. Guy Has Some Guts. A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a CAT …” He said back to his wife, “I am talking to the cat!” See more Previous joke A Lawyer Was On Vacation. Next joke An Old Man Lay Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats.