JokesMarriage A Guy Sits Down At The Bar. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she isn’t talking to me for a month!” Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know,..a little peace and quiet?” “Yea. But today is the last day!” See more Previous joke A Man Scolded His Son For Being So Unruly. Next joke An Old Man Bought A Well.