AnimalsJokes A Grasshopper Walks Into A Bar. This Is Truly Hilarious. A grasshopper walks into a bar He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender, surprised, says, “We actually have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “Really? You have a drink called Grasshopper?” See more Previous joke Two Tigers Were Stalking Through The Jungles. Next joke An Elderly Looking Gentleman Walks Into An Upscale Cocktail Lounge.