Four Elderly Geordies Were Discussing About Everything.
This Is Epic.
While enjoying a lunchtime pint in a pub, four elderly Geordies* were discussing everything from football, the economy, to the weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.”
Eventually, the conversation moved on to their wives.
One bloke turned to the guy on his right and asked,
‘Eh, Alan, aren’t you and your lass celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?’
‘Sure, man, we are,’ Alan replied.
‘Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate, man?’ another bloke asked.
Alan pondered this for a moment, then replied,
‘For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Hazel to Sunderland. Maybe for our fiftieth, I’ll go down there and get her back.’