Folks Generally Aren’t Very Creative In Choosing Names For Their Dogs.

This Is Funny.

Folks generally aren’t very creative in choosing names for their dogs.

That’s why there are so many named Rover and Spot, so I decided to name mine S*x:

One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for S*x.

The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for S*x.

He said. “I’d like to have one, too.”

Then, I said. “You don’t understand. She’s a dog.”

He replied. “Look man, I don’t care how she looks.”

“No no, I’ve had Sex since I was 5.”

He replied. “You must have been an early bloomer.”

“When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have S*x at the wedding. He told me I’d have to wait until after the wedding. When I protested that S*x had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around S*x, he said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life. After my wife and I got married, I took S*x with us on our honeymoon. When we checked into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for S*x.

She replied. “Sir, every room in the hotel can be used for s*x.”

I said. “You don’t understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.”

The clerk said. “Me too!”

“When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody for S*x. When I told the Judge. I had S*x before I was married, he grinned and said, “Me too.”

“One day S*x and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking until I came across a policeman, who asked what I was doing in the alley at midnight. I told him, ‘I’m looking for S*x!’

My case comes up next Tuesday.

Now that I’ve been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I’m in counselling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.

I said ‘S*x has left my life. It’s like losing a best friend and I’m so lonely.'”

He said. “Look, you and I both know that s*x isn’t man’s best friend, get a dog.”